well, don't get carried away by the title. If you feel hesitant being among the elite or atleast average tech. people, here is a guide that will get you to. This is the mother of all tutorials for the relevant stuff.... i simply loved it.
Interesting fact: Tutorials compiled by a female... hmmm
Some of my favorites
-Tech support with UltraVNC SingleClick
-Improve your web site with Google Analytics
-The art of asking
-Intro to CygWin
Its all here